Calling all of my SPH phone sex dick pinchers! If you are an embarrassed member of The Happy Humiliatrix’s Little Dicky Brigade then this blog is for you! No tugging those micro penises though! Not until you have paid your cum dues. This means you call my toll free number and please your Royal Highness with a phone session. You heard right. Not just enough to cover your jack rabbit tugging session. We all know that doesn’t take very long and I am not a 1 minute, 2 pump chump, kinda mistress. You are calling to serve and amuse me, not your yucky cocktail wiener. This takes way longer than a couple of minutes, so hands off that crotch pimple until I say so!
‘Some of you tiny dick callers can’t handle my sexy voice . You tickle those ugly balls, I giggle, and you are already dribbling! If you want me to remember you then you have to play the game my way. Tease and denial is one of my favourite ways to relax and have a good time. Yeah, I know it’s at your expense and cost, but I wouldn’t have it any other way, hand humper! It’s not like you can put that credit card away and simply forget about me. Once this Femdom gets under your skin you will not forget me. I am a Goddess whose power cannot be denied.
SPH phone sex and blue balls pair well, don’t you think?
I’m going to laugh at your begging to tickle your wiener. I won’t let you premature ejaculating dick-weeds masturbate until you have grovelled sufficiently, and we always run the risk of some titillating tease and denial fun just to prolong your little cock’s sexual agony. I certainly won’t be bumping my perfect pussy against that ugly little dick. You better drop that delusional fantasy and accept your embarrassing fate, dick flicker.
When it comes to humiliating acronyms SPH is one of the very best! This salty Mistress knows how embarrassing it is to expose yourself to my taunting voice. That’s truly part of the fun for this mean Humiliatrix. My laugh is like a siren’s luring you into unveiling every emasculating detail about your junk. I want to hear those woeful confessions surrounding the lack of of length and girth of your winky. How many women have busted a genuine giggle at your minuscule member?
Your secrets will remain secrets with this verbally mocking Domina. Well okay, I might tell some of my girlfriends. I actually have a little trouble keeping secrets because they are often so damn fun to spill! Don’t worry, they won’t tell their friends about your lack of sexual prowess, I promise. Well, I can’t totally promise.
SPH stands for small penis Humiliation. I am sure you already know that, but for the uninitiated that is the meaning of the kinky acronym. I do have a burning question for you, though. Are your balls tiny too? Or do you have ridiculously big balls that your little pecker can rest on. I find both very amusing. A small penis on big balls is ridiculously funny and small balls are just as pathetic as your pint sized cock. You simply can’t win with The Happy Humiliatrix. I am going to keep bopping a long finding boner inducing things that are funny about your cock and balls. I am a cheeky force to be reckoned with! If you want to confess your dickless sins to womankind give me a call!