SPH Phone Sex

Calling all of my SPH phone sex dick pinchers! If you are an embarrassed member of The Happy Humiliatrix’s Little Dicky Brigade then this blog is for you! No tugging those micro penises though! Not until you have paid your cum dues. This means you call my toll free number and please your Royal Highness with a phone session. You heard right. Not just enough to cover your jack rabbit tugging session. We all know that doesn’t take very long and I am not a 1 minute, 2 pump chump, kinda mistress. You are calling to serve and amuse me, not your yucky cocktail wiener. This takes way longer than a couple of minutes, so hands off that crotch pimple until I say so!

‘Some of you tiny dick callers can’t handle my sexy voice . You tickle those ugly balls, I giggle, and you are already dribbling! If you want me to remember you then you have to play the game my way. Tease and denial is one of my favourite ways to relax and have a good time. Yeah, I know it’s at your expense and cost, but I wouldn’t have it any other way, hand humper! It’s not like you can put that credit card away and simply forget about me. Once this Femdom gets under your skin you will not forget me. I am a Goddess whose power cannot be denied.

SPH phone sex and blue balls pair well, don’t you think?

I’m going to laugh at your begging to tickle your wiener. I won’t let you premature ejaculating dick-weeds masturbate until you have grovelled sufficiently, and we always run the risk of some titillating tease and denial fun just to prolong your little cock’s sexual agony. I certainly won’t be bumping my perfect pussy against that ugly little dick. You better drop that delusional fantasy and accept your embarrassing fate, dick flicker.

When it comes to humiliating acronyms SPH is one of the very best! This salty Mistress knows how embarrassing it is to expose yourself to my taunting voice. That’s truly part of the fun for this mean Humiliatrix. My laugh is like a siren’s luring you into unveiling every emasculating detail about your junk. I want to hear those woeful confessions surrounding the lack of of length and girth of your winky. How many women have busted a genuine giggle at your minuscule member? 

Your secrets will remain secrets with this verbally mocking Domina. Well okay, I might tell some of my girlfriends. I actually have a little trouble keeping secrets because they are often so damn fun to spill! Don’t worry, they won’t tell their friends about your lack of sexual prowess, I promise. Well, I can’t totally promise.

SPH stands for small penis Humiliation. I am sure you already know that, but for the uninitiated that is the meaning of the kinky acronym. I do have a burning question for you, though. Are your balls tiny too? Or do you have ridiculously big balls that your little pecker can rest on. I find both very amusing. A small penis on big balls is ridiculously funny and small balls are just as pathetic as your pint sized cock. You simply can’t win with The Happy Humiliatrix. I am going to keep bopping a long finding boner inducing things that are funny about your cock and balls. I am a cheeky force to be reckoned with! If you want to confess your dickless sins to womankind give me a call!

Female Domination Phone Sex

You might be new to domination and submission. Maybe, female domination phone sex has intrigued you for a long time. You might have even had secret BDSM fantasies about a Femdom leading you down the path of ultimate surrender. Or, if you prefer, demonstrating to you the power of the female persuasion and control. You can’t run from it and you can’t ignore it. Once the slave bug has bit you there is no vaccine. Giving over your power to a Femdom is a beautiful thing. If you were to be honest she will make better use of it anyways. Men lack personal control so any power is frittered away on you.

A Femdom will teach you the beauty in submission. She will also teach you the ultimate skill of waiting your turn for pleasure, if she deems you deserve any pleasure at all. This isn’t set in stone, of course. This also doesn’t mean that every time you have an interaction with a femdom that you will be tease and denied. I want you to re-learn your manners, and I want to teach you to put others needs and desires before your own. This means you cant always get your own way.

Why do I adore female domination phone sex so?

It’s my jam! It’s who I am! I am a control freak and I don’t like being submissive. This femdom is a feminist and I have a curious interest in kink, fetish play, and how the male mind works. It’s utterly fascinating. Yes,  thats makes you my kinky little guinea pig, doesn’t it? Tough pill to swallow? Well, my strap on cock will be even worse, ha! See, I still have a sense of humour too. Be a good jester for princess and you will keep me laughing and entertained. That’s a good thing, slave.

If you call for female domination and you are passive aggressive or top from the bottom then you are doing it wrong and most likely annoying the Mistress you talking with! I know that kind of shit really bores me. A bored Humiliatrix won’t get your anywhere and it certainly won’t get you an orgasm, if that’s what you were hoping for. *Yawns* I don’t mind if you like to be saucy. There is a difference between role-playing a salty brat and being a dick. If you want to be spanked for role playing a little bitch that can be arranged.

I happen to personally enjoy putting you in your naughty place. If you know me well you know that I am a kinky vixen who understands nasty boys and their predilection for pegging, SPH, CBT, and all kinds of fetish play. Keep your femdom happy and you will find yourself wrapped in a cosy blanket of delicious sub space. That’s a beautiful thing and your ultimate goal is it not?