SPH Phone Sex

The Happy Humiliatrix is no stranger to SPH phone sex. As a matter of fact cock mocking is her kinky specialty! Are you a grown man with a stunted penis? Don’t try and hide it because this mistress is on to you! Her itty bitty dicky radar is honed to perfection. Let’s face it she is perfection and your weeny is not worthy.

SPH phone sex is emasculating, yes? But let’s face it if it weren’t for cock mocking you wouldn’t get any attention. You should admit you are lucky that this Humiliatrix provides you the wank fodder you are jonesing for! If you aren’t addicted to this SPH Domina yet, you soon will be.

Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex

In the produce aisle this afternoon I was thinking about the different types of small penis humiliation phone sex types there are. I guess buying zucchini, eggplant, green beans, and carrots can make a Mistress’ mind wander? I check out dudes in the produce aisle, and I just know when they have a small cock. Mistress definitely has small dick radar. Must be emasculating touching all those big veggies knowing your cock is way smaller! Anyways, in every sexual fetish there are varying degrees on the kinky scale. Trust me, no tiny cock caller is better than the next – you are all pitiful, but there are definitely certain stereotypes. Lets see which box you fit into. HA, I just made a funny. You can fit into any box with lots of room to spare LOL. I’m just brutally honest, aren’t I?

The Average Size 5 Inch or 6 Inch Cock type:

These guys kill me! Like, in someways, they are even funnier than the little button dick dudes. When you inquire as to their cock size they will immediately, and often with a tinge of pride, tell you that they aren’t that small, they are average. Often 5 or 6 inches. Trust me you won’t have to ask them twice about their dick size, unlike their smaller peers who are shy and toeing the carpet when you ask them how small their cock is. They have deluded themselves into thinking that their calls are just a domination fantasy because, hey, they aren’t that small, they are average.

Lmao, give me a moment here. This just kills me and makes me bust a gut laughing! This cock mocking Goddess won’t let them delude themselves any longer! I mean get real, dude! No hot lady on the face of this planet has said, OMG, I had the best pussy pounding from an average size cock last night. Your dick is still way too small to impress anyone. Let me repeat, “you are still too small for this ride”. Here is another hint you are way off track, hand humper. How many average sized, penis shaped, insertion sex toys sell like hot cakes? None, that’s how many.

The 3 to 4 Inch Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex Weeny 

This beat off addict still thinks he’s a man, but is he really? He certainly isn’t a man but he tries and that’s very cute. I know that’s not very complimentary, but its true. Cute and laughable all at once. It’s embarrassing to have a Mistress laugh at you, isn’t it? Listen, your flick stick is not sexually awe inspiring. No woman’s mouth is watering when you pull down your drawers. As a matter of fact, I suspect her mouth and pussy will dry up like the Sahara desert. Then comes the giggling. You can’t be serious with that thing. Seriously, you can’t.

How many women have been a victim to your “surprise” in the bedroom? The peels of laughter and some serious contemplation of her own little wiener radar is a more likely reaction, right? You are a very naughty small penis humiliation phone sex caller and we both know it. Being embarrassed is all you deserve, dick pincher, and you should be punished! 

The 1 to 3 Inch Teeny Weeny Micro Penis Type

This caller already knows there is no convincing you that they have anything but an ugly, hairy, button between their legs. The hair is longer than their actual skin tag of a dick, LOL! They accept their fate and their place in your dominant world. I happen to love all the whining and pleading this kinky SPH type does on a itty bitty clitty call. In a way you have to feel a little sorry for them. Cold water is their kryptonite, they look like a Ken-doll in boxers and panties make them leak, constantly. Not much of a tent you are pitching there, huh jerk off monkey? 

Well, wait, you don’t jerk off because that would imply you have something to grab onto, ha! I guess you are truly just a hand humper. Maybe, if you trimmed your pubes we could actually find that hard teat. Yuck! Not the most attractive look but it could be worse. It could be cold out and that teeny weeny could be mistaken for a belly button. See, The Happy Humiliatrix always finds a positive for you addicted wankers and you know that isn’t easy to do. 

To Conclude My Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex Blog

Of course, there will be some cross over and these types are not set in stone, but they are definitely out there looking for the perfect cock mocking Mistress to tease them. One more type I will mention is the one who at the end of their domination session will tell you that they really have a big fat 8 inch dick, and this is just a fantasy. LMAO, yeah right and I am the Queen of England. Well, I am the Queen of SPH in your tiny world, grunt.

SPH Phone Sex

Calling all of my SPH phone sex dick pinchers! If you are an embarrassed member of The Happy Humiliatrix’s Little Dicky Brigade then this blog is for you! No tugging those micro penises though! Not until you have paid your cum dues. This means you call my toll free number and please your Royal Highness with a phone session. You heard right. Not just enough to cover your jack rabbit tugging session. We all know that doesn’t take very long and I am not a 1 minute, 2 pump chump, kinda mistress. You are calling to serve and amuse me, not your yucky cocktail wiener. This takes way longer than a couple of minutes, so hands off that crotch pimple until I say so!

‘Some of you tiny dick callers can’t handle my sexy voice . You tickle those ugly balls, I giggle, and you are already dribbling! If you want me to remember you then you have to play the game my way. Tease and denial is one of my favourite ways to relax and have a good time. Yeah, I know it’s at your expense and cost, but I wouldn’t have it any other way, hand humper! It’s not like you can put that credit card away and simply forget about me. Once this Femdom gets under your skin you will not forget me. I am a Goddess whose power cannot be denied.

SPH phone sex and blue balls pair well, don’t you think?

I’m going to laugh at your begging to tickle your wiener. I won’t let you premature ejaculating dick-weeds masturbate until you have grovelled sufficiently, and we always run the risk of some titillating tease and denial fun just to prolong your little cock’s sexual agony. I certainly won’t be bumping my perfect pussy against that ugly little dick. You better drop that delusional fantasy and accept your embarrassing fate, dick flicker.

When it comes to humiliating acronyms SPH is one of the very best! This salty Mistress knows how embarrassing it is to expose yourself to my taunting voice. That’s truly part of the fun for this mean Humiliatrix. My laugh is like a siren’s luring you into unveiling every emasculating detail about your junk. I want to hear those woeful confessions surrounding the lack of of length and girth of your winky. How many women have busted a genuine giggle at your minuscule member? 

Your secrets will remain secrets with this verbally mocking Domina. Well okay, I might tell some of my girlfriends. I actually have a little trouble keeping secrets because they are often so damn fun to spill! Don’t worry, they won’t tell their friends about your lack of sexual prowess, I promise. Well, I can’t totally promise.

SPH stands for small penis Humiliation. I am sure you already know that, but for the uninitiated that is the meaning of the kinky acronym. I do have a burning question for you, though. Are your balls tiny too? Or do you have ridiculously big balls that your little pecker can rest on. I find both very amusing. A small penis on big balls is ridiculously funny and small balls are just as pathetic as your pint sized cock. You simply can’t win with The Happy Humiliatrix. I am going to keep bopping a long finding boner inducing things that are funny about your cock and balls. I am a cheeky force to be reckoned with! If you want to confess your dickless sins to womankind give me a call!

Cock Mocking Phone Sex

It’s The Happy Humiliatrix back again, and I want to talk about cock mocking phone sex! There are so many ways to approach a mock the cock call. I have no cookie cutter script, and like to wing it. Your Mistress likes variety and so do the members of my little dicky brigade! I can’t imagine doing the same thing on every call. How boring! So, today’s kinky focus is what it’s like to have your small penis compared with an ebony rod.

The embarrassment alone is enough to make your shrimp dick tingle in arousal. When it comes to floppy jalopies sessions I like to take my time and go over every LITTLE detail. There is a pun in there, ha. Now, I want you to imagine that standing right in front of you is a hot man. Tall and extremely handsome with a carved stomach and muscular arms, etc… Of course, the thing that really stands out about him is his big cock hanging down between his legs. That monster cock is like an elephant’s trunk. You say to me, “OMG it isn’t even hard yet”. My response is to laugh in your ear. You know I am enjoying every minute of this emasculating call.

Cock Mocking Phone Sex is Embarassing but Arousing for you!

I can get out the measuring tape and measure that big dick. Of course, that means I will be measuring your small penis too! If that doesn’t humiliate you and make you stutter nothing will. See, it’s bad enough your Mistress is verbally teasing you, but to be embarrassed in front of another man is awkward to say the least. You know he’s going to be laughing at you too. Please, don’t try to cover yourself with your hand, either! Combine that with the blush on your cheeks and you are starting to look like a real sissy bitch. Wouldn’t want to give this man the idea that you want to suck his BBC now, would you? *wink*

Okay, I got off the topic of mocking your teeny weeny for a kinky second. Now, let’s get back to comparing cocks. Would it feel awkward for you to put your tiny cock on top of his huge one? You know, so it looks like your teeny weeny is riding a big, veiny, rocket. Look at how much bigger his veiny monster is! If he is uncut I am definitely going to tug his foreskin down over the head of your small cock. Imagine how his foreskin would feel on your clit? If he leaks pre-cum onto the tip of your cock you can consider yourself marked. Does it make you jealous to see me stroking his meat while I only have to use my thumb and forefinger to pinch yours?

If you want to have some kinky big cock vs little cock fun with me give this verbal Humiliatrix a call and let’s play!