Humiliation Phone Sex

My personal kink is humiliation phone sex! I enjoy the cerebral aspect of what I do. Digging deep into your submissive psyche to find out what sexual fetish makes you embarrassed and aroused at the same time makes my chosen profession exciting. Its actually interesting that your sexual secrets are humiliating, but also turn you on, no? The fact that you have a small penis, like to wear women’s clothing, or premature ejaculate and can still jack off, while this mistress taunts you, is the bees knees for The Happy Humiliatrix. Of course, that pitiful boner isn’t on the same page as your male ego, is it? Its not smart enough to be ashamed. It’s too busy spitting up all that nasty goo. You can bet your booty you will be cleaning that up too. Yeah, I love giving CEI, too.

As matter of fact, part of my job is to chip away at that male ego, and on some of you it isn’t that big to begin with. Kind of like your dick, ha! It’s titillating to the shame-filled addict to confess what makes them unworthy of pussy. That’s what it boils down to. Unlike your bro’s, who are more than willing to shower at the gym, wear tight swim shorts, or flirt with women that are out of your league, you would never have the balls to do any of those things. You just stand in the corner watching all your buds get all the hot tail.

Humiliation Phone Sex Topics we Can Discuss?

  • Verbal Humiliation – probably my favorite form of embarrassing you. I am a rather cheeky Domme. My submissive boy’s love my my endless teasing. The taunts just keep coming when you call me, I promise. I also love to laugh and have a captivating voice that is supremely feminine. It’s also both sexy and humiliating.
  • Small Penis Humiliation – This falls under the umbrella of verbal taunting, but is more specific as its about your teeny weenie. Boy, does this Goddess love cock mocking! I just focus on making you whimper while you divulge all your awkward, sexual, confessions, and real life stories about your your tiny member. Women have laughed at it. I know I’m going to, too. Just whisper your admissions of heinous small penis crimes into my ear, ha! This humiliatrix does enjoy the conversation, so please, don’t be shy. I want you to actually talk with me. Understanding where you are coming from makes for a better domination session, and you definitely want that, right? This stands for every kind of call l I do.
  • Premature Ejaculation – You can be a premature ejaculator whether you have a big dick or a small wiener. If you have a large cock its actually a true atrocity to cum so damn quickly. Why? Its a waste of some major meat! What a disappointment. If you are at the other end of the kinky spectrum its just one more embarrassment to heap upon you, isn’t it? At least, with some training, PE can be fixed but you can’t fix a teeny weenie, ha! Tugging on your cock like a jackrabbit isn’t something to brag about. This isn’t a race, you know! If you are first to the finish line YOU are the loser.
  • Public Play – Do you love to wear ladies panties to work? Would it be emasculating for your female co-workers to see your panty line? You know they are giggling about you around the water cooler, right? Or, how about shopping and trying on lingerie or clothes in an upscale shop for women? What about a big cum spot in your trousers while trying to flirt with a lady in a bar? Or, getting caught blowing a guy in the men’s bathroom at another bar. So many different ways to take away your chance of ever scoring pussy, right?
  • Wearing Women’s Clothing – Are you into cross dressing or feminization? You don’t have to be into humiliation phone sex if you are into either fetish but for this particular post I am going to focus on the topic of this blog. If you are the perfect candidate you definitely love to be transformed into the ultimate bimbo. It could just involve panties and high heels, or it could involve the full meal deal! Female items like stockings, garters, panties, a dress, falsies, make up, and every other slutty detail I can come up with during a call can be yours! Maybe, you would love to be taunted about sucking cock? I bet you are a sloppy, slutty cock sucker! Or, being made to jerk off for all my lady friends while we tease you for stroking your big clitty? I know how much you crave a sexy female audience that’s laughing at you.

I want to know what makes you self conscious? So many of you fetish callers are turned on by what makes your cheeks burn. Go ahead and blush for your Goddess. It’s totally anonymous and the my phone line is the perfect confessional box. As you can see there are many forms of mocking we can enjoy. Maybe, you have another humiliating idea you want me to verbally taunt you about? You can confess everything when you get on the phone with me tonight!

SPH Phone Sex

Calling all of my SPH phone sex dick pinchers! If you are an embarrassed member of The Happy Humiliatrix’s Little Dicky Brigade then this blog is for you! No tugging those micro penises though! Not until you have paid your cum dues. This means you call my toll free number and please your Royal Highness with a phone session. You heard right. Not just enough to cover your jack rabbit tugging session. We all know that doesn’t take very long and I am not a 1 minute, 2 pump chump, kinda mistress. You are calling to serve and amuse me, not your yucky cocktail wiener. This takes way longer than a couple of minutes, so hands off that crotch pimple until I say so!

‘Some of you tiny dick callers can’t handle my sexy voice . You tickle those ugly balls, I giggle, and you are already dribbling! If you want me to remember you then you have to play the game my way. Tease and denial is one of my favourite ways to relax and have a good time. Yeah, I know it’s at your expense and cost, but I wouldn’t have it any other way, hand humper! It’s not like you can put that credit card away and simply forget about me. Once this Femdom gets under your skin you will not forget me. I am a Goddess whose power cannot be denied.

SPH phone sex and blue balls pair well, don’t you think?

I’m going to laugh at your begging to tickle your wiener. I won’t let you premature ejaculating dick-weeds masturbate until you have grovelled sufficiently, and we always run the risk of some titillating tease and denial fun just to prolong your little cock’s sexual agony. I certainly won’t be bumping my perfect pussy against that ugly little dick. You better drop that delusional fantasy and accept your embarrassing fate, dick flicker.

When it comes to humiliating acronyms SPH is one of the very best! This salty Mistress knows how embarrassing it is to expose yourself to my taunting voice. That’s truly part of the fun for this mean Humiliatrix. My laugh is like a siren’s luring you into unveiling every emasculating detail about your junk. I want to hear those woeful confessions surrounding the lack of of length and girth of your winky. How many women have busted a genuine giggle at your minuscule member? 

Your secrets will remain secrets with this verbally mocking Domina. Well okay, I might tell some of my girlfriends. I actually have a little trouble keeping secrets because they are often so damn fun to spill! Don’t worry, they won’t tell their friends about your lack of sexual prowess, I promise. Well, I can’t totally promise.

SPH stands for small penis Humiliation. I am sure you already know that, but for the uninitiated that is the meaning of the kinky acronym. I do have a burning question for you, though. Are your balls tiny too? Or do you have ridiculously big balls that your little pecker can rest on. I find both very amusing. A small penis on big balls is ridiculously funny and small balls are just as pathetic as your pint sized cock. You simply can’t win with The Happy Humiliatrix. I am going to keep bopping a long finding boner inducing things that are funny about your cock and balls. I am a cheeky force to be reckoned with! If you want to confess your dickless sins to womankind give me a call!

Premature Ejaculation Phone Sex

Lets discuss premature ejaculation phone sex humiliation, shall we? Whats worse? A small penis that squirts after barely a flick and a tickle or a big dick that busts its nut after barely getting it in. I thinks both are awful but if you have a large dick that you cannot control that is worse than having a tiny cock that dribbles at just the mere thought of pussy. See, the difference here is, unlike a small penis, a large cock will get its chance to slide into a tight wet box, right? At least you tiny guys know you don’t stand a chance at tapping some hot pussy. That makes the big dick guy an asshole. Those guys need to be verbally humiliated till there isn’t the tiniest bit left of their male ego. At least the tiny cock isn’t fooling anybody, right?

Lets face it, no woman is going to enjoy sex with you. Let me spell it out for you. Girls want to orgasm too! We don’t want to fake it. Yeah yeah, you PE fetish addicts now how to eat pussy real good, right? That’s only going to get you so far. At some point that lady you be lapping is going to want some stunt cock to play with. Ah yes, this is embarrassing for the little dicky that masturbates like a jack rabbit but its also embarrassing for the bigger dick who has to sit back and watch his lady get pounded by another man. Stunt cock is perfect solution for your humiliating situation.

Just like a stunt man in the movies a stunt cock will take on kinky scenes that are very physical. In your own personal movie you would have a rugged, sexy, man do all your hard stunts for you. I know that premature ejaculation phone sex makes you feel like a dud but you will get use to it. Even everyday women are making demands in relationships. They want to get their pussies pounded off by someone who can get the job done. Obviously that isn’t you. You are kinky cuckold material though, aren’t you? Take your useless dick and tuck it up between your ass cheeks while you watch another man take care of your mistress. Or if you dick is too small to tuck anywhere you can put your ass in some cute panties. This mistress adores panty boys!

If you happen to cum fast or without permission I have some humiliating ideas on how to teach you a lesson. I wonder how good of a cock sucker you are, for example? Don’t be shy, lots of three pump chumps have bisexual and cock curious fantasies. It stems from the desire to see if the grass is greener on the other side and it is! I also think some serious tease and denial work is necessary to break you of your bad habits.

Premature ejaculation phone sex happens because you allow yourself to masturbate all the damn time. You have it down to a fine art. The remote times you get near a sexy fox your dick is ready to explode in your pants. Its really sad but you need some major cock control lessons! You need to be re-trained to wait your turn! Remember, its ladies first, dick pincher.

Premature Ejaculation Phone Sex

I truly believe all cock should be on a leash but when it comes to premature ejaculation phone sex they should be on a leash with a muzzle. How else will you learn to not burp your worm at the slightest breeze? I can hear you all now, Mistress Stesha, I do not blow my load at the slightest breeze!” I can hear the disgruntled whining as I type. If you think you are going to convince me you have any control over your cock, instead of being a 2 pump chump, you might as well stop now. I am actually laughing as I type because I have heard all the wild tales of a dude’s sexual prowess, and its all BS. If I let you go on on its only because you are amusing me.

The proof is in the pudding ::gag:: Sorry, I felt a little nauseous there. I am getting my stop watch out and I am going to time how long it takes for you to bash your bishop. Imagine my yawning and infinite boredom as you yank on your dicky. Luckily for me this won’t take too long. You PE hand humper’s never last long. Wow, you’re grunting really hard. Gee, how sexy. You knew I would work some serious verbal humiliation and ruined orgasm fun into this domination session. You make it all too easy for me.

Chronic masturbation is really a big issue for you premature ejaculation phone sex puppets, isn’t it?

Your wife or blow up doll must be so satisfied. Want to bet she’s making babies with someone else? I am giggling pretty hard now, dick pincher. Yeah, I know some of you PE boys have big dicks. So what? Big deal. If you cum before you get the head in you aren’t much good for anything. And really? What a waste of cock meat. Its actually even worse that your dick might be big enough for this ride. I have my doubts, anyways, when a premature ejaculation jerk off tells me his dick is big. Most of you can barely find that thing when its cold out. Now there is an embarrassing small penis humiliation truth.

Want to convince me otherwise? Give The Happy Humiliatrix a call. I will let you say your piece, but then it’s my turn.