I truly believe all cock should be on a leash but when it comes to premature ejaculation phone sex they should be on a leash with a muzzle. How else will you learn to not burp your worm at the slightest breeze? I can hear you all now, Mistress Stesha, I do not blow my load at the slightest breeze!” I can hear the disgruntled whining as I type. If you think you are going to convince me you have any control over your cock, instead of being a 2 pump chump, you might as well stop now. I am actually laughing as I type because I have heard all the wild tales of a dude’s sexual prowess, and its all BS. If I let you go on on its only because you are amusing me.
The proof is in the pudding ::gag:: Sorry, I felt a little nauseous there. I am getting my stop watch out and I am going to time how long it takes for you to bash your bishop. Imagine my yawning and infinite boredom as you yank on your dicky. Luckily for me this won’t take too long. You PE hand humper’s never last long. Wow, you’re grunting really hard. Gee, how sexy. You knew I would work some serious verbal humiliation and ruined orgasm fun into this domination session. You make it all too easy for me.
Chronic masturbation is really a big issue for you premature ejaculation phone sex puppets, isn’t it?
Your wife or blow up doll must be so satisfied. Want to bet she’s making babies with someone else? I am giggling pretty hard now, dick pincher. Yeah, I know some of you PE boys have big dicks. So what? Big deal. If you cum before you get the head in you aren’t much good for anything. And really? What a waste of cock meat. Its actually even worse that your dick might be big enough for this ride. I have my doubts, anyways, when a premature ejaculation jerk off tells me his dick is big. Most of you can barely find that thing when its cold out. Now there is an embarrassing small penis humiliation truth.
Want to convince me otherwise? Give The Happy Humiliatrix a call. I will let you say your piece, but then it’s my turn.